thesockmonkeyrenegade:

candlejack:

The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steeds of Middle Earth

EXCUSE ME EVERYONE. YOU MISSED ONE.

BILL THE MOTHER FUCKING PONY IS THE MOST BAD ASS PONY TO EVER PONY.

SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

BILL WAS AN OLD FUCKING PONY, AND WHEN THEY BOUGHT HIM IN BREE, EVERYONE SCOFFED. “YOU’VE PAYED TOO MUCH FOR THAT PONY.” THEY SAID.

BUT THEY WERE WRONG.

BILL FUCKING MADE IT WITH THE FELLOWSHIP ALL THE WAY TO THE MINES OF MORIA. AND THEN THE WATCHER IN THE WATER ATTACKS, AND SAM THINKS BILL IS DEAD. BUT IS HE? NO THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKING PONY HOOFS HIS BUTT ALL THE WAY BACK TO BREE ON HIS LONESOME, WHERE HE FUCKING WAITS FOR SAM, AND THEN HELPS THEM AT THE BATTLE OF BYWATER BY GIVING HIS FORMER ABUSIVE MASTER A SWIFT KICK IN THE BEHIND.

BILL THE PONY FOR PRESIDENT OF MIDDLE EARTH.

crownthehound:

itsanicknameokay:

King of the Iron Throne everyone.

THE KING CAN DO AS HE LIKES

whendogmetdolphin:

Damn Spock, that’s one helluva line.

cutiebatch:

ponymagus:

sheepful:

ok so I was messing with Doomsday and I sped it up 200%

and it turned into a happy folksong????

i don’t

how

it’s so catchy

oh my god

ramida-r:

Where the did Dis get all these toys?

“There were lots of dragons with purple scarves flying around so it’s crazy.” (x)

(x)

newtowncatsafari:

Cute kitty in the new Erko Aparments

splint3r3d:

meeokie:

georgialobbe:

beccers:

fagology:

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

WHAT THE FUCk

I JUST PISSED MYSLEF

NIGGA FUCK YO TEA

Yes all of this

STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN